ACE NITETIME & JACK STATIC CURTAIN CALL / GARAGE OPENING PORTRAIT BROADSIDE SCRIPT — ISSUE-004 FORMAT One large portrait-oriented illustrated broadside, composed as a theatrical curtain call rather than a conventional panel page. The visual reads from title at top, through Ace and Jack's reveal, to the garage invitation below. CONTINUITY Match Issues 1-3. Ace: lean, dark hair, rust-red rolled-sleeve shirt, dark vest, jeans, silver radio headphones. Jack: stockier, sandy hair, short mustache, square glasses, olive work jacket, cream shirt, jeans, tool belt. MAIN IMAGE Ace and Jack stand full-length on opposite sides of the composition, smiling directly at the audience as they pull apart a huge painted theater curtain. The curtain is painted with the impossible file-server and Gopherspace scenes from the first three issues, revealing that those adventures were a set. Behind the curtain is the warm, busy Ace-and-Jack garage where the continuing action will happen: workbench, radio gear, beige computers, CRTs, antenna parts, tools, cables, a partly covered mystery machine, and an open garage door looking onto a Wisconsin night. The backstage rigging includes file drawers, practical lights, painted flats, and green-screen monitors. A director's chair and equipment case are labeled DJRC — WEBMASTER. Do not depict or invent DJRC's appearance; the chair may be empty or facing away. TOP TITLE ACE NITETIME & JACK STATIC THE CURTAIN COMES BACK ACE BALLOON We're actors. You got that, right? JACK BALLOON We work for DJRC—the Webmaster at NITETIME.NET. CENTER MESSAGE, ON A CLEAN THEATRICAL PLACARD THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR THE FUTURE WILD SUCCESS OF NITETIME.NET! ACE BALLOON NEAR GARAGE Now—into the garage. JACK BALLOON NEAR GARAGE That's where the action starts. BOTTOM INVITATION, LARGE AND READABLE KEEP FOLLOWING ALONG. USE BOOKMARKS. TAKE NOTES. SURF THE OLD-SCHOOL WAY. ENJOY THE SITE! SMALL FOOTER NITETIME.NET // THIS IS A PLACE. VISUAL JOKES AND DETAILS - A clapperboard reads ACE & JACK / TAKE 004. - A bookmark is literally tucked into a beige computer manual. - Jack's handwritten route notes are tied to a clipboard with string. - One CRT says NEXT: THE GARAGE. - The gopher statue from the previous issues is a stage prop on a dolly. - The painted false archive wall has a visible plywood edge. TONE Warm, celebratory, knowingly theatrical, funny, optimistic, late-night, and slightly trippy. It should feel like the prologue has ended and the real series is about to begin, without dismissing the earlier issues. LETTERING Prioritize exact spelling of ACE NITETIME & JACK STATIC, DJRC, WEBMASTER, NITETIME.NET, BOOKMARKS, TAKE NOTES, THE GARAGE, and ENJOY THE SITE. Keep all other set dressing free of pseudo-text.