ALT TEXT — COMPLETE BROADSIDE
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A tall, richly painted theatrical comic broadside. The title ACE NITETIME &
JACK STATIC: THE CURTAIN COMES BACK fills the top. Ace stands on the left,
lean and dark-haired in his rust-red work shirt, dark vest, jeans, and silver
headphones. Jack stands on the right, stockier, with sandy hair, mustache,
square glasses, olive work jacket, jeans, and a tool belt. Both face the viewer
with friendly, knowing expressions while pulling open a dark green curtain.

The upper opening reveals the glowing server hills, menu paths, burrows, and
signs of NITETIME.NET Gopherspace, now presented as painted stage scenery.
Ace says they are actors. Jack says they work for DJRC, the Webmaster at
NITETIME.NET. A bulb-lined marquee thanks the audience in advance for the
future wild success of the site.

Below the marquee, the curtain reveals a warmly lit Wisconsin garage crowded
with radios, tools, antenna parts, cables, a beige computer, and a green CRT
reading NEXT: THE GARAGE. Ace gestures toward it while announcing the move
into the garage, and Jack says that is where the action starts.

The floor is filled with playful backstage evidence: a director's chair, a
black slate labeled DJRC—WEBMASTER, a carved gopher prop holding a connector
while standing on a wheeled dolly, a field manual, route notes on a clipboard,
a clapperboard, equipment cases, and loops of cable. DJRC is not physically
depicted.

A large cream-and-red placard at the bottom invites the audience to keep
following, use bookmarks, take notes, surf the old-school way, and enjoy the
site. The footer reads NITETIME.NET // THIS IS A PLACE.